[Intro]
Yeah, backpack packed, snack in the side pocket
Who took my last cookie? I know you, stop it

[Verse 1]
I’m the class clown, ruler like a microphone
Pencil in my hoodie, got a kingdom of my own
Math book open, but my brain took a trip
Bell rings, I’m gone with a juice-box sip
You talk big game, but you lost your shoe
I’d roast you twice, then I’d help you tie it too
I got crumbs in my pocket, chalk on my sleeve
And a whole lotta plans that you won’t believe

[Chorus]
I’m a little bit loud, little bit slick
Big kid energy, small-kid tricks
Talk your big talk, but I still don’t care
I’m the snack-time boss with the wild kid hair
Oh, dang, what a day, got the whole crew laughing
We’re just making trouble, not breaking nothing

[Verse 2]
My scooter goes zoom and my helmet’s on tight
I race my own shadow down the block at night
Mom says, “Clean your room,” I say, “Yeah, I’m on it”
Then I build a blanket fort and put a flag on it
My spelling’s a mess, but my jokes are elite
I trip on my laces, still land on my feet
You can keep your cool, I’m a goofball champ
With a flashlight, comics, and a pillow for a stamp

[Chorus]
I’m a little bit loud, little bit slick
Big kid energy, small-kid tricks
Talk your big talk, but I still don’t care
I’m the snack-time boss with the wild kid hair
Oh, dang, what a day, got the whole crew laughing
We’re just making trouble, not breaking nothing

[Bridge]
Oops, my bad, knocked the blocks down
Build it back bigger, tallest fort in town
No mean stuff, just a harmless little stunt
If you took my fries, well, that’s messed up, punk

[Final Chorus]
I’m a little bit loud, little bit slick
Big kid energy, small-kid tricks
Talk your big talk, but I still don’t care
I’m the snack-time boss with the wild kid hair
Oh, dang, what a day, got the whole crew laughing
We’re just making trouble, not breaking nothing

[Outro]
Backpack packed, snack in the side pocket
Who took my last cookie? I know you, stop it