[Intro]
Who just walked in with the paper crown?
Chauncey!
Everybody make a little room now
Chauncey!

[Verse 1]
He rolls up late with a thrift-store cape
Two left shoes and a birthday cake
Says, “I’m the mayor of this folding chair”
Then gives a campaign speech to the coat-check pair
Got hot sauce stains on his Sunday best
A kazoo in his pocket and a map to the fest
He don’t need a plan, he just needs one chance
When Chauncey hits the floor, the snack table dances

[Chorus]
Chauncey! Chauncey! Shake that room
Chauncey! Chauncey! Make some boom
Hands up high when he calls that name
Chauncey came through and he changed the game
Chauncey! Chauncey! Everybody say
Chauncey! Chauncey! Clear the way
From the front-row aunties to the back-row crew
When they yell “Who’s that?” we yell “Chauncey!”

[Verse 2]
He’s got a goldfish named Captain Lou
A lucky green sock and a barbecue shoe
He’ll trade you a coupon for a plastic ring
Then tell the whole crowd that he’s king of spring
Takes one big bow, knocks over a lamp
Says, “That was rehearsal,” and starts up the chant
No velvet rope can contain that grin
He brings the whole block when he barges in

[Chorus]
Chauncey! Chauncey! Shake that room
Chauncey! Chauncey! Make some boom
Hands up high when he calls that name
Chauncey came through and he changed the game
Chauncey! Chauncey! Everybody say
Chauncey! Chauncey! Clear the way
From the front-row aunties to the back-row crew
When they yell “Who’s that?” we yell “Chauncey!”

[Bridge]
Left foot, right foot, careful with the dip
Chauncey’s got a pudding cup balanced on his lip
Count to three, let the whole room know
Chauncey in the house—now watch him go

[Final Chorus]
Chauncey! Chauncey! Shake that room
Chauncey! Chauncey! Make some boom
Hands up high when he calls that name
Chauncey came through and he changed the game
Chauncey! Chauncey! Everybody say
Chauncey! Chauncey! Clear the way
From the front-row aunties to the back-row crew
When they yell “Who’s that?” we yell “Chauncey!”

[Outro]
Paper crown, big grin, one more time
Chauncey! Chauncey! All right!